Jeff Namian

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Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Medi-cares

Do they?  They're mostly pests that feed on older people's vulnerability. Their flash cards include words like copay, tier one or two drugs,...

Pontius Pilate

Who the hell is he?  His name only comes up around this time of year. Every Spring somebody ascends and sitteth next to Pontius Pilate.   And why is...

Patience

The older I get the less I have of it and the tiniest things rev my engine.  Like just this morning.  I was hungry and weighed all the morning...

A Delicate Balance

Penned by Edward Albee circa 1965.   Premiered in 1966.   Won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1967.   The first of three Pulitzer Prizes for Edward...

Elevator Etiquette

The elevator opens on the seventeenth floor and somebody enters.  First I calculate the amount of time it'll take to hit the lobby level.  Do I...

Wire Management

I'm sure everyone struggles with organizing all the cables and wires it takes to navigate this modern world.  There's the cable box wire, the wifi...

Big Wig

Meaning: An important person, especially in a particular sphere Origin: Back in the 18th century, the most important political figures would wear the biggest wigs, hence today influential people are called big wigs. Implication:  We've still got an important political...

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What If They Revised Evita Starring Donald Trump?

Ticket sales you ask?  Pish posh.  Of course, coaxing Ms. Patti Lapone to resurrect her character a second time alongside the iconic Donald Trump as Che, previously created by Mandy Patinkin.  Look, he's gonna steal the show, and he's got the goods to back it up. Oh...

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Fermented Fruits

And no I'm not talking about Ricky Martin's back up singers.  Let's say it's mid-sixties ... oh that's 1965 for the young'ns.   My mother, you know her, you love her, she was special, elegant and graceful yet ya wouldn't fuck with her.  Well this new trend got started...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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