Jeff Namian

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Tulips

My Grandma Namian had a lot on her plate.  With Grandpa being an old school Armenian, he treated Ethel as more of a servant than his wife. He called...

Reel Estate

Headline:  A homebuyer pulls out just one hour before their closing.   It seems the seller's daughter claimed tenant rights and wouldn't vacate the...

Ohhhh …..

I know I left off with high aspirations of chronicling a week that was stressful, but I'd rather forget it and share this little ditty. Now I'm just...

Seven Days

Here's a timeline of the past 7 days.  It wouldn't constitute a book so I'll do installments. Day One:  Thursday March 27 The movers arrive to my...

The Keep It – Toss It Syndrome

I'm referring to cleaning out closets and cabinets and chests of drawers when that dreaded reality of having to move hits.  For me it's been about...

Stage Fright

Definitely not something I have.  You could stand me on a box in the middle of Topeka and I'd end up being elected their next mayor.  I think the...

The Measuring Stick

They're not wearing bell bottoms any more.  They're out. Who is they? You know, the people that decide fashion for us.  Like this summer I hear...

I may agree with Donald on an issue and it’s scaring me.

He's vowed quite loudly to dismantle the Department of Education. Now some of the reasons are ridiculous, like altering the curriculum to tamper...

Heroin Helen

Not her real name but certainly a woman who deserved a clever calling card.  I met her when we bought a co-op far uptown on the West Side of...

Ebony and Ivory

I'm a firm believer that it pays to acknowledge your weaknesses and remain humble and self deprecating.  What I actually think of myself you'll...

Tulips

My Grandma Namian had a lot on her plate.  With Grandpa being an old school Armenian, he treated Ethel as more of a servant than his wife. He called her DAT DAMN ETTLE.  Never deviated.  Probably tortured her endlessly in the delivery room for taking so long. And in...

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Reel Estate

Headline:  A homebuyer pulls out just one hour before their closing.   It seems the seller's daughter claimed tenant rights and wouldn't vacate the premises. As a result, they lost their entire downpayment.  Not only is that unimaginable, I've since discovered it's...

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Ohhhh …..

I know I left off with high aspirations of chronicling a week that was stressful, but I'd rather forget it and share this little ditty. Now I'm just getting my sea legs in Philadelphia.  I know that I like it, but I don't know how to navigate through it.  All the...

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Jeff Namian

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