Jeff Namian

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Fear of Flying

I took another trip last weekend.  Left Newark on a 6:00 AM flight to Chicago meaning I had to wake up at 4:00 AM.  Imagine how dismal 4:00 AM looks...

Old Dog / New Tricks

If you're not yet ancient or a possible a drain on society, here's a few tricks this old dog's learned. Take those progressive eyeglasses and throw...

Keep It Down

I used to do a gig judging kids in dance competitions. It required recording commentary then assigning a score. I was always okay with the scoring...

Price Grouching

Just did a little pit stop at the grocery store to pick up two chicken breasts for dinner.  That's it. Grand total at the self checkout?   $18.75 I...

Evita

Here’s some interesting trivia.  When Patti LuPone landed the role of Eva Perone in Evita, she got little to no advice from Andrew Lloyd Webber...

Petco

Just say NO to Petco.  After the incident I just endured, they've lost my business for good. If you go there, you might reconsider after reading...

Chit-Chat

Every time a conversation turns to talking about the weather, it's a sure-fire sign that the two conversationalists have nothing in common.  I don't...

Active Runway

Stewardess ... oh excuse me ... flight attendant.  I’m about to miss my connection. I’m clearly in a froth of frenzy. Sir, we’re on an active...

The Dishwasher

I think it is the most misunderstood appliance in the home.  Sure it washes dishes and all, but its primary purpose is to store dirty dishes and...

Arrogance

What do the experts say about it? Arrogance comes from a lack of self-awareness. The arrogant person cannot see their weaknesses and exaggerate...

Fear of Flying

I took another trip last weekend.  Left Newark on a 6:00 AM flight to Chicago meaning I had to wake up at 4:00 AM.  Imagine how dismal 4:00 AM looks this time of year, and add to that the presence of drones circling overhead.  Yes, it's true and no matter how many...

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Old Dog / New Tricks

If you're not yet ancient or a possible a drain on society, here's a few tricks this old dog's learned. Take those progressive eyeglasses and throw 'em away.  Yes I know how much you paid for them.  I paid too.  Turns out they're a waste of time and money.  Instead,...

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Keep It Down

I used to do a gig judging kids in dance competitions. It required recording commentary then assigning a score. I was always okay with the scoring part yet severely conscious of my voice. You see, I’m a low talker. When I did a festival, the sound checkers beelined my...

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Jeff Namian

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