by Jeff Namian | Aug 15, 2026 | Uncategorized
It’s not the part where I have to dress myself, fly downstairs, hook her up, get the key and race her to the elevator so she can’t position herself to bang out a revenge pile. This is my dog I’m talking about. No that’s not the hard part....
by Jeff Namian | Aug 2, 2026 | Uncategorized
Anyone over sixty try to do this lately? Mother of God it’s impossible. That Betsy Ross musta devoured a ton of carrots for lunch. Interesting fact; carrots are a great source of beta-carotene which is good for eyesight. But back to that Betsy, she was...
by Jeff Namian | Jul 2, 2026 | Uncategorized
I can’t wait for Summer. I can’t wait for Summer. Well it’s here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for? The part where you get to walk the streets 90% naked? The part when you sweat so badly you stick to...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 25, 2026 | Uncategorized
If this photo excites you, it’s best you don’t read on. If you’re appalled, let’s get down to business. I am an American and I love my country even though I’m a Democrat. Yes, we too are capable of being model citizens. I (speaking...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 20, 2026 | Uncategorized
It’s rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song. Usually it’s a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my head until I get sick of it. Annoying as hell when trying to fall asleep. So this past week’s...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 17, 2026 | Uncategorized
One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads. I was living in South Florida for a couple of years, certainly not by choice. While I hated every single facet of living there I loved the work. I did a bang-up job on a...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 6, 2026 | Uncategorized
When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it. There’s nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there? I occasionally check the sugar content on other stuff but it’s in everything so there’s no need to endlessly kvetch about it. The only...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 4, 2026 | Uncategorized
In case you haven’t heard, they’re on fire. Haven’t lost a game since April 23. Haven’t lost in the post-season. Haven’t gotten a ring in fifty five years. Can they sweep their way through the Finals too? Now I can’t say...
by Jeff Namian | May 20, 2026 | Uncategorized
As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room. The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel. The stranger was a middle aged woman named Rebecca and she was completely tanked. If she had a fuel gauge on her forehand it would read FULL. As the...
by Jeff Namian | May 9, 2026 | Uncategorized
I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out and it’s your choice to book the gig or not. It pays $175 per day and it gets me out of the house. Retirement isn’t...
