by Jeff Namian | Sep 28, 2026 | Uncategorized
Oh you know who you are. You have two dogs, both midget-like. You have one on a leash and have been cradling the other one like a puppy for almost two years. Time to take that one off the nipple sir. Dairy’s closed. You have another annoying habit. Whether...
by Jeff Namian | Sep 26, 2026 | Uncategorized
A downside of having unconventional parents was their willingness to say “go ahead, leave.” And I would but I didn’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t have any friends. There was no mall or hangout. So I’d hide behind an apple tree in the...
by Jeff Namian | Sep 14, 2026 | Uncategorized
I have to go to one in a couple of weeks where I’ll see hundreds of people I haven’t seen as far back as forty years ago. It’s exciting but requires planning ahead, especially since most people’s opening line after not seeing someone is either...
by Jeff Namian | Sep 3, 2026 | Uncategorized
… as learned from my father at a way too early age. I knew how to shave my face, armpits and chest by the age of nine. Not that there was any hair to shave but my father insisted it was best to stay on top of things before they got out of hand. So I did it....
by Jeff Namian | Aug 22, 2026 | Uncategorized
I found myself saying that to a complete stranger the other night. What prompted it? A man with a piercing and enunciated vocabulary drowning out any possibility that everyone else around him might get the nerve to start a conversation. Then I settled my tab with...
by Jeff Namian | Aug 15, 2026 | Uncategorized
It’s not the part where I have to dress myself, fly downstairs, hook her up, get the key and race her to the elevator so she can’t position herself to bang out a revenge pile. This is my dog I’m talking about. No that’s not the hard part....
by Jeff Namian | Aug 2, 2026 | Uncategorized
Anyone over sixty try to do this lately? Mother of God it’s impossible. That Betsy Ross musta devoured a ton of carrots for lunch. Interesting fact; carrots are a great source of beta-carotene which is good for eyesight. But back to that Betsy, she was...
by Jeff Namian | Jul 2, 2026 | Uncategorized
I can’t wait for Summer. I can’t wait for Summer. Well it’s here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for? The part where you get to walk the streets 90% naked? The part when you sweat so badly you stick to...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 25, 2026 | Uncategorized
If this photo excites you, it’s best you don’t read on. If you’re appalled, let’s get down to business. I am an American and I love my country even though I’m a Democrat. Yes, we too are capable of being model citizens. I (speaking...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 20, 2026 | Uncategorized
It’s rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song. Usually it’s a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my head until I get sick of it. Annoying as hell when trying to fall asleep. So this past week’s...
