I have a friend who’s dabbled in on-line dating after her divorce. A couple of them went alright, but of course we wanna know about the ones that didn’t.
She usually tells them in the same order but I’m thinking if I tell the second one first, the absurdity of the first is really your show pony of the ending.
So the first one. They meet at the theater. He’s decent looking enough for wherever your standards are that night. Doesn’t offer to buy her a popcorn or anything. So they get two seats and it all of a sudden hits my friend that this guy looks like her father..
So at one point before the movie starts, she asked the date if it was alright to get some popcorn to which he replied:
Go ahead. I’n not your father.
She walked past the concession stand, got in her car and split.
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The next one goes like this. Another movie. She gets there first and sits in her car. Couple of minutes later, a colorful van pulls into the parking lot and out of it comes a clown.
He briskly removed the clown clothes snd make-up, right in the parking lot.
Didn’t even make it to the inside of the theater on this one. My friend just left.
Clowns are weird.