Jeff Namian

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Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Big Wig

Meaning: An important person, especially in a particular sphere Origin: Back in the 18th century, the most important political figures would wear the biggest wigs, hence today influential people are called big wigs. Implication:  We've still got an important political...

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What If They Revised Evita Starring Donald Trump?

Ticket sales you ask?  Pish posh.  Of course, coaxing Ms. Patti Lapone to resurrect her character a second time alongside the iconic Donald Trump as Che, previously created by Mandy Patinkin.  Look, he's gonna steal the show, and he's got the goods to back it up. Oh...

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Fermented Fruits

And no I'm not talking about Ricky Martin's back up singers.  Let's say it's mid-sixties ... oh that's 1965 for the young'ns.   My mother, you know her, you love her, she was special, elegant and graceful yet ya wouldn't fuck with her.  Well this new trend got started...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

(917) 696-9255

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