Meaning: An important person, especially in a particular sphere
Origin: Back in the 18th century, the most important political figures would wear the biggest wigs, hence today influential people are called big wigs.
Implication: We’ve still got an important political figure relying on this fashion statement to indicate his affluence.
But he’s not sporting a wig as much as a strategically combed and molded head gear. He doesn’t take it off when he goes to sleep. Or does he? Is it a wig or is it just a heinous style never before seen? I hope he breaks out the cold cream and gets that orange crap off his face before he says his prayers (wicked into Jesus). First of all, it would ruin his pillowcases. Plus his skin must need to take a breath every now and then.
And ya gotta wonder just how long his prep time is in the morning. If you notice, it’s very rare you see him at a rally or press conference anytime before noon. He’s in hair and makeup. Then it’s lunch time and the delivery boy from McDonald’s sets the table for this Big Wig. We see him shortly thereafter. Problem. He can’t wipe his lips after chowing down a quarter pounder with cheese. He’d screw up his face and have to go right back into makeup. So I guess he’s probably wreaking of onion and pickle until the pizza delivery guy shows up for dinner, After dinnertime, he squeezes in some Twitter action, and then wraps his head in a turban then languishes in a deep sleep.
Not enough designated free time to run a country you say? Well he’s got cue cards galore so he doesn’t really have to think on his feet. Yet if his eyesight weakens he’s gonna have to incorporate eye glasses into his schtick. Big obnoxious ones like Dame Edna. He’s not that far off her mark as it is.
Ahhh hell’s bells, it’s not about the content coming out of his mouth. He’s a Big Wig. Just nod and stare in awe.
PS: He’s accepting donations for hair dye and stocks in Maybelline. Plus he’s got some unexpected bills to pay.
Send anything you can spare to https://fundatrump.com