Ticket sales you ask?  Pish posh.  Of course, coaxing Ms. Patti Lapone to resurrect her character a second time alongside the iconic Donald Trump as Che, previously created by Mandy Patinkin.  Look, he’s gonna steal the show, and he’s got the goods to back it up.

Oh this is gonna happen.  Yet it’s a toss up if Trump wouldn’t be better in the role of Evita, and Ms. LuPone could just show up at the social events start’n the buzz for the show.  (Oh, sidetracked, Ms. LuPone is producing this and is gonna make major money either at the ticket booth or in a courthouse downtown.). Then the unsuspecting vulnerable ticket holders get to the theater and it’s truly a new Argentina.  

Lincoln Project Trolls Trump's Balcony Stunt With Singalong 'Evita ...WUTT OHH.  TRUMP’S EVITA?

The visitor from Oklahoma says, “ohhhh cool.”