Jeff Namian

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Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Please, Teach Me

I went to the bank to make a deposit.  Nothing big about that.  The branch is located in Montclair.  Now in the scheme of snooty areas of Essex County, Montclair's certainly not your number one player.  There's Glen Ridge, Upper Montclair, Saddle River, Essex Fells,...

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First Impressions

First impressions. There's notoriously so much emphasis put on its importance.  Seems to be a narrow view of a person, compared to two weeks in solitary confinement.  So are we still doing this?  Do we really know who you're hiring based on the traditional interview?...

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Summer Olympics

2024 OPENING CEREMONY TICKETS STARTING AT €9,500 So it's unlikely I'll be attending.  I could take a loan out and use the house as collateral.   Just seems a bit ... um what's the word ... extravagant.   That's over $10,000 for us ugly Americans.  And it's in Paris, a...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

(917) 696-9255

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