Jeff Namian

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Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Absolute Immunity

All in favor? Imagine if you accidentally knock over Grandma to get a better parking spot at the grocery store?  She's sort of hobbling yet not completely dead. Hey who cares, you've got absolute immunity. Next case.  Shoplifting.  Load up your cart and wheel it out....

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The Dracaena Magenta Tree

Shortly after my mother died, a very good friend gave me a tree that would grow and blossom as a beautiful reminder that Janet would always be with me.  Well ... it's a Magenta Tree and let's just say my strongest obsessive compulsions are reaching ridiculous heights....

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Dog Poop

We have two dogs; Zoey and Stella.  Same breed (Wheaton Terriers) same gender (female) same breeder.  Zoey is seven and Stella is five. Zoey is perfect.  Stella (appropriately named) does whatever she wants and whenever she wants.  She consistently defies all rules...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

(917) 696-9255

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