Jeff Namian

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Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Medi-cares

Do they?  They're mostly pests that feed on older people's vulnerability. Their flash cards include words like copay, tier one or two drugs,...

Pontius Pilate

Who the hell is he?  His name only comes up around this time of year. Every Spring somebody ascends and sitteth next to Pontius Pilate.   And why is...

Patience

The older I get the less I have of it and the tiniest things rev my engine.  Like just this morning.  I was hungry and weighed all the morning...

A Delicate Balance

Penned by Edward Albee circa 1965.   Premiered in 1966.   Won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1967.   The first of three Pulitzer Prizes for Edward...

Elevator Etiquette

The elevator opens on the seventeenth floor and somebody enters.  First I calculate the amount of time it'll take to hit the lobby level.  Do I...

Wire Management

I'm sure everyone struggles with organizing all the cables and wires it takes to navigate this modern world.  There's the cable box wire, the wifi...

Men Are Pigs

She moves in mysterious ways.   Something in the way she moves. When she walks, she’s like a samba That swings so cool and sways so gentle That when she passes Each one she passes goes “ahhhh” One summer, my niece (and goddaughter) came to stay with me and my partner...

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Toothpaste Security

I go to CVS practically every day, just cuz I don't have much else to do.  I stretch out my visits by intentionally not buying something on a Monday that I know I'll need, with the intention of planning Tuesday's trip.  Hey, pass judgment.  I know I would.  So, lately...

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I’m not Jennifer

I check three things every morning after I pee. Never during. You can't multitask that in your 60s. These three tasks require my undivided attention. 1. Check my checking, savings and credit card accounts 2. Check my pension to see how much longer I can live 3. Delete...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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