Seems it doesn’t, but the drawback is that it catches on fire and is currently hosting a blockbuster twelve foot snowstorm / one hundred mph wind gusts and unseen blizzard conditions.
Meanwhile back in the Northeast, it’s sunny skies and sixty five degrees. What the hell is going on Mother Nature? Those people don’t know what to do with snow control. Frankly we the people of New England look forward to a Nor’Easter, yet the tables have been turned favoring no one.
Let’s be clear. We don’t want snowbirds infiltrating our sacred ground. We’re into shovels, salt, wool and hardcore winters . We don’t like this pansy ass springtime stuff. Not cost effective at all. We’ve got the idle snowblowers and shovels. They’ve got chaos.
I guess Florida remains the same, but who the hell wants to go there? Maybe people born in Staten Island or Queens. No offense but let’s be real. The Sunshine State still lives up to its name, but it’s also a cess pool of bad behavior, political drama and questionable religious practices.
Here’s the real issue: how do the ready to retire people plan ahead?
You’re taking our options off the table. At this rate, we’re best served to stay and live out our final hours. I guess I’m okay with that but we had retirement dreams that are suddenly impractical.
Maybe the solution is this. Let’s turn the tables on the whole immigration problem and start saturating South America. It’s cheap as hell to live there, provided we have DoorDash or Uber Eats.
So we’ll still be heading either West or South, but mostly Southwest.
We’re gonna need a much better airline.
(I know this post sucked, but I’ve gotta go water the lawn.)