Jeff Namian

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Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Medi-cares

Do they?  They're mostly pests that feed on older people's vulnerability. Their flash cards include words like copay, tier one or two drugs,...

Pontius Pilate

Who the hell is he?  His name only comes up around this time of year. Every Spring somebody ascends and sitteth next to Pontius Pilate.   And why is...

Patience

The older I get the less I have of it and the tiniest things rev my engine.  Like just this morning.  I was hungry and weighed all the morning...

A Delicate Balance

Penned by Edward Albee circa 1965.   Premiered in 1966.   Won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1967.   The first of three Pulitzer Prizes for Edward...

Elevator Etiquette

The elevator opens on the seventeenth floor and somebody enters.  First I calculate the amount of time it'll take to hit the lobby level.  Do I...

Wire Management

I'm sure everyone struggles with organizing all the cables and wires it takes to navigate this modern world.  There's the cable box wire, the wifi...

Home By Midnight

Sharon finished her hairdo and makeup, slid into her skinniest jeans and a tank top.  While walking down the stairs, her mother reminded her that the curfew was midnight. Yes Mommy.  Fully aware.   The curfew was always midnight but Sharon broke it pretty much every...

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Tax Day

Tomorrow's my turn.  2:00 with the same accountant I've used for almost ten years.  And it never goes well.  I consistently leave with my Armenian tail between my Armenian ass.  But the one year I tried to do it myself on TurboTax ... WHAM BAMM Fines and Fees....

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Will Win / Should Win

It's Oscars Day.  If you're fanatical about movies, this is the night when most of what you thought about what you saw gets tossed out and replaced by either the stuff you saw and said "eh" or the stuff you never thought twice about seeing at all .... even once it was...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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