I really did.  We all did.  The text chains were buzz'n.  We just had an earthquake, and no we certainly had no idea what to do other than panic.  They just don't happen here.  It is known that Manhattan sits on a fault line, but everyone passes that info around as...

I wasn’t an athletic sorta kid. But I was smart, which usually meant being a grade ahead of most kids my age. Puny, that was my norm. The part when kids picked other kids to be on their team was torture for me. If there was a minus zero draft pick, it woulda been me. ...

The curtain lowers slowly at the end of act 2.  Michelle is defeated and has somehow developed a weird limp for sympathy.  She slumps demonstrating her loss of proactivity.  However, she still dresses great, thank to my mother's collection.   I start getting emails...