If you lived with it, you'll get a little more out of this.  If you didn't, I'll do my best to bring it to life.  The telethon that is.   Certainly not Jerry Lewis. So every Labor Day Weekend starting Friday at 5:00 PM all the way through Monday at 5:00, Jerry Lewis...

Well maybe not completely empty.  How about a gesture with flexible parameters?  The couple a few doors down just sold their house, and much to the chagrin of Evergreen Avenue, fetched a nice windfall. So I pass them the other day walking the dogs and ya know, I'm not...

I guess I have to start acting like an adult, but I don't wanna.  I still want to be the hip uncle to my niece and nephew and all the neighborhood kids.  Does sixty four have to look like sixty four, and I'm not promoting Botox 20% off coupons.  Better worded, does...