Sweep it under the rug means to conceal or ignore an issue rather than confronting it.  Everybody does it.   Taxes and Trump.  Sweep it under the rug.  Not the one on his head, and not the one in his secret documents room. My mother used to sweep it under the rug when...

First let's start by placing my hand on a bible swearing this story is the truth and nothing but. What's that?  Oh you're right.  I don't have a bible.  I'll go with a quartz countertop. Wait.  I hate this countertop.  It shows every finger print.  Don't get conned...

Right around the time I hit forty, most of me was in pretty good shape.  Decent muscle mass. Consistency on the ceramic throne.  Hair still making an appearance.  Eye sight and hearing like a bat.  But, a little flabulous around the waist line.  Nothing major.  Just a...