I find it sad that I'm already showered, shaved and dressed to go to the theater when the play doesn't start until 7:00.  It's currently 11:30.   But we are (me and the other half) going to see a new play called The Roommate with Mia Farrow and Patti Lupone.  You...

My Grandma Namian.  Let's just say she had a lot on her plate.  With Grandpa being an old school Armenian, he viewed Ethel as more of a servant than a wife.  He called her DAT DAMN ETTLE.  Never deviated.  Probably tortured her in the delivery room for taking so long....

I think most of their locations are fix'n to post my picture like they do in the post office:                                                                                                    LUNATIC ALERT There's nothing I love more than throwing stuff out.  Some...