As the screams and giggles and crying and hysteria and temper tantrums die down from a child's birthday party next door, I recall playdates from my childhood.  What I recall is that there weren't any playdates during my childhood.  In hindsight, probably for the best....

Oh my god who the hell came up with that croc of sh*t?  There ain't nutt'n golden about this time of life whatsoever.  Well except a filling that's actually gold and a conversation piece at the dentist's office.  A normal cleaning can turn into a "hey staff, gather...

I've found a special diet that is guaranteed to take your waistline down one and perhaps two inches in just one week. How can this be, you ask? Well I'll spill it for you, but the truth is the medical industry and the FDA are in cahoots so this technique never avails...