Once you hit Medicare, they want a lot of blood outta you.  Blood for this.  Blood for that.  Then they send the results with everything inside a range that means nothing to me.  I had bloodwork done Wednesday.  Just before I left the house, I crammed about six...

Over the years I've received several questionable ones.  Like a towel.  Not a set of towels, just a towel. Underpants from my mother.  I was in my twenties and they were boxers.  Just plain awkward. Never wore them.  Great dusting rags though.   A canvas boat bag from...

I had a job at a nursing school for seven or eight years.  Loved it.  Nurses are notoriously the most unsympathetic people going and they have to be.  Matter of fact.  Black or white.  No bulls*t.  My godmother was a nurse so I get it.  One Thanksgiving while chopping...