Jeff Namian

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So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Medi-cares

Do they?  They're mostly pests that feed on older people's vulnerability. Their flash cards include words like copay, tier one or two drugs,...

Pontius Pilate

Who the hell is he?  His name only comes up around this time of year. Every Spring somebody ascends and sitteth next to Pontius Pilate.   And why is...

Patience

The older I get the less I have of it and the tiniest things rev my engine.  Like just this morning.  I was hungry and weighed all the morning...

A Delicate Balance

Penned by Edward Albee circa 1965.   Premiered in 1966.   Won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1967.   The first of three Pulitzer Prizes for Edward...

Elevator Etiquette

The elevator opens on the seventeenth floor and somebody enters.  First I calculate the amount of time it'll take to hit the lobby level.  Do I...

Wire Management

I'm sure everyone struggles with organizing all the cables and wires it takes to navigate this modern world.  There's the cable box wire, the wifi...

Idiot

So we moved into Philadelphia one year ago today.  After closing on our new house, we took a getting to know you trip around the city.  Well the...

Memorial Day

What does it mean to you?  The unofficial start of Summer?  No real sign of that in 2025.  It's barely broken 60 degrees on the East Coast.  Remembering our veterans and our current military.  Yes.  Always.  My Uncle Hap is 106 years old and fought in the Battle of...

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Stella’s #1

Stella is my dog.  #1 is commonly known as the term for urinating.   Stella is quite gifted.  Urinating on a city sidewalk is disgusting.   Now that the tone's been set, let's dig into the nitty gritty, which is probably the best way to describe how female dogs...

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Yield To The Right

Silly me, I thought this was one of those unspoken universally abided by rules.  And most times in most places it is.  Even in the UK, while they drive on the left they still walk on the right.  If you ignored this pathway preference in New York you'd get screamed at,...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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