Strange descriptive, eh?   Have you ever been asked:  where's the toilet paper? Only to be answered:  neither nor there. Well it has to be somewhere, right?  It's definitely not "here" as you wouldn't be asking where it was if it was.  Yet how do know that it's not...

Well that's my news.  I got it.  Having avoided this (to the best of my knowledge) for five years, I have no idea how I contracted this pain in the butt condition.  I've been so isolated for months now.  I am hardly ever engaged in conversation, especially with a...

It's tricky.  Just this morning I was walking the dog when I passed the guy usually camped out at a corner near my building.  Andrew.  The exchange went something like this: Andrew:  Morning.  How are you? Me:         Pretty good and you? And as soon as the words left...