by Jeff Namian | Mar 15, 2024 | Uncategorized
It’s true. If you have a nine to five desk job you might as well give up any retirement dreams you’re nursing, cuz the only thing you’ll be nursing is a bad back. Hiking, skiing and mountain climbing. Big no. Climbing the stairs to your bedroom? I’d give it six...
by Jeff Namian | Mar 14, 2024 | Uncategorized
I have a friend who’s dabbled in on-line dating after her divorce. A couple of them went alright, but of course we wanna know about the ones that didn’t. She usually tells them in the same order but I’m thinking if I tell the second one first, the absurdity of the...
by Jeff Namian | Mar 14, 2024 | Uncategorized
When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea … Imagine the Board of Directors watching a trailer of this proposed new commercial, and getting excited to the point that they might emulate one of the symptoms mentioned in the song? Which...
by Jeff Namian | Mar 12, 2024 | Uncategorized
Sharon finished her hairdo and makeup, slid into her skinniest jeans and a tank top. While walking down the stairs, her mother reminded her that the curfew was midnight. Yes Mommy. Fully aware. The curfew was always midnight but Sharon broke it pretty much every...
by Jeff Namian | Mar 12, 2024 | Uncategorized
Tomorrow’s my turn. 2:00 with the same accountant I’ve used for almost ten years. And it never goes well. I consistently leave with my Armenian tail between my Armenian ass. But the one year I tried to do it myself on TurboTax … WHAM BAMM Fines...
