Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can’t wait for Summer. I can’t wait for Summer. Well it’s here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for? The part where you get to walk the streets 90% naked? The part when you sweat so badly you stick to...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it’s best you don’t read on.   If you’re appalled, let’s get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country even though I’m a Democrat.  Yes, we too are capable of being model citizens.  I (speaking...

Little Boy Lost

It’s rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it’s a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my head until I get sick of it.  Annoying as hell when trying to fall asleep.  So this past week’s...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years, certainly not by choice.  While I hated every single facet of living there I loved the work.  I did a bang-up job on a...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There’s nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content on other stuff but it’s in everything so there’s no need to endlessly kvetch about it.  The only...