by Jeff Namian | Aug 15, 2026 | Uncategorized
It’s not the part where I have to dress myself, fly downstairs, hook her up, get the key and race her to the elevator so she can’t position herself to bang out a revenge pile. This is my dog I’m talking about. No that’s not the hard part....
by Jeff Namian | Aug 2, 2026 | Uncategorized
Anyone over sixty try to do this lately? Mother of God it’s impossible. That Betsy Ross musta devoured a ton of carrots for lunch. Interesting fact; carrots are a great source of beta-carotene which is good for eyesight. But back to that Betsy, she was...
by Jeff Namian | Jul 2, 2026 | Uncategorized
I can’t wait for Summer. I can’t wait for Summer. Well it’s here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for? The part where you get to walk the streets 90% naked? The part when you sweat so badly you stick to...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 25, 2026 | Uncategorized
If this photo excites you, it’s best you don’t read on. If you’re appalled, let’s get down to business. I am an American and I love my country even though I’m a Democrat. Yes, we too are capable of being model citizens. I (speaking...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 20, 2026 | Uncategorized
It’s rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song. Usually it’s a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my head until I get sick of it. Annoying as hell when trying to fall asleep. So this past week’s...
