by Jeff Namian | Aug 21, 2025 | Uncategorized
It’s tricky. Just this morning I was walking the dog when I passed the guy usually camped out at a corner near my building. Andrew. The exchange went something like this: Andrew: Morning. How are you? Me: Pretty good and you? And as soon as the...
by Jeff Namian | Aug 18, 2025 | Uncategorized
I’m suddenly fascinated by the prospect of sporting these classically designed shoes and taking some stock in the good old fashioned Birken tradition. Now I am gay yet not a lesbian, but their website boasts a healthy selection of men’s options. ...
by Jeff Namian | Aug 13, 2025 | Uncategorized
That person who says I can’t wait for summer is also the first to ask where did the summer go? Let’s analyze this person’s expectations prior to summer, their actual summer agenda and their proficiency in fulfilling it. What’s more intrusive...
by Jeff Namian | Aug 8, 2025 | Uncategorized
Last week I saw a fantastic play, Call Me Izzy starring Jean Smart. One woman, two hours, no intermission. Just Jean. Such a range in her acting ability, especially if you’re a Hacks fanatic like me. Not a remote chance you’d feel a pinch of Deborah...
by Jeff Namian | Aug 6, 2025 | Uncategorized
In English, ferme la bouche literally translates to fold your mouth. Don’t you know someone you’d just love to lay this one on? It sounds much less crass in French. Most things do. Take Va te faire foutre. Say this to someone in Paris and you’ll...
