by Jeff Namian | Sep 14, 2025 | Uncategorized
Who hasn’t fallen victim to these lovelies? You say you’re buying them to support a worthy cause, yet have no clear idea what a Girl Scout even does? What do they learn? Well they definitely development skills strong enough to close a deal. I mean have...
by Jeff Namian | Sep 7, 2025 | Uncategorized
Back in my illustrious youth, prescription pill bottles were everywhere. Feel something wedged in between the couch cushion? Wooo, there’s those Darvon I’ve been looking for. Guess I can finally wean off the Demoral. Step into the back seat of the car...
by Jeff Namian | Sep 6, 2025 | Uncategorized
How many statements have you wanted to retract in a lifetime? For me, I’ve got about five to seven zingers. None of them were intended to be hurtful. My parents (while able to balance most things) stopped at mean talking, though now that I think of it there...
by Jeff Namian | Sep 1, 2025 | Uncategorized
Strange descriptive, eh? Have you ever been asked: where’s the toilet paper? Only to be answered: neither nor there. Well it has to be somewhere, right? It’s definitely not “here” as you wouldn’t be asking where it was if it was....
by Jeff Namian | Aug 25, 2025 | Uncategorized
Well that’s my news. I got it. Having avoided this (to the best of my knowledge) for five years, I have no idea how I contracted this pain in the butt condition. I’ve been so isolated for months now. I am hardly ever engaged in conversation, especially...
