by Jeff Namian | Jul 25, 2025 | Uncategorized
I want to find the woman that said I can’t wait for summer to get here on a brisk April day. I want her to stand outside the lobby of my building in the middle of the sidewalk. I want her to stand there for one hour. Then she can come inside and feel what a...
by Jeff Namian | Jul 23, 2025 | Uncategorized
The Land of No doesn’t have a specific location, no boundaries, no tariffs. It’s located in a state of mind whose gear is stuck in reverse. So what does that mean? Think back to the character on SNL named Debbie Downer. She saw the “no” in...
by Jeff Namian | Jul 19, 2025 | Uncategorized
This past week was a challenge. My partner in life of thirty five years and my sweetheart dog Zoey drove all the way from Houston to Philadelphia. Why didn’t they fly an hour and a half you ask? Well little Zoey is having a pretty steady stream of seizures...
by Jeff Namian | Jul 16, 2025 | Uncategorized
Don’t you just love to see what Americans care about most? It’s not the price of eggs or a woman’s right to choose … it’s the Epstein Files. What the hell is in ’em? We’ve been told there’s nothing to see. How can...
by Jeff Namian | Jul 12, 2025 | Uncategorized
I live in a new area where I only know the doormen and a homeless person named Andrew, so I’ve discovered how conversation doesn’t flow naturally. I’ve tried to prompt conversation with complete strangers just to exercise my jaw. My usual lead-in:...
