Jeff Namian

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Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

The Suburban Housewife’s Tale

  I've written a lot about my mother, but don't fret.  She loved attention, so now that she's deceased these stories make her eternal.  Kind of like Evita.  She had this uncanny ability to stump me with one liners:   Don't unplug the crockpot.  If you need...

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Truth, Honesty and Betrayal

What's worse than being told "the check is in the mail?"   Nothing is worse, especially when you earmark that money for a specific transaction and your time has now expired.  It is absolute torture to wait for a check.  First off, who the hell in the 21st century even...

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Procrastinating

When it comes to matters of health, I’m well aware that I do it. Procrastinate.  Oh it’ll pass, it’ll disappear, nothing to be concerned about. Then in a few weeks I’ve got a full blown fiasco on my hands. And sadly I hold my dogs to the same buy now / pay later...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

(917) 696-9255

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