Jeff Namian

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So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Medi-cares

Do they?  They're mostly pests that feed on older people's vulnerability. Their flash cards include words like copay, tier one or two drugs,...

Pontius Pilate

Who the hell is he?  His name only comes up around this time of year. Every Spring somebody ascends and sitteth next to Pontius Pilate.   And why is...

Patience

The older I get the less I have of it and the tiniest things rev my engine.  Like just this morning.  I was hungry and weighed all the morning...

A Delicate Balance

Penned by Edward Albee circa 1965.   Premiered in 1966.   Won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1967.   The first of three Pulitzer Prizes for Edward...

Elevator Etiquette

The elevator opens on the seventeenth floor and somebody enters.  First I calculate the amount of time it'll take to hit the lobby level.  Do I...

Wire Management

I'm sure everyone struggles with organizing all the cables and wires it takes to navigate this modern world.  There's the cable box wire, the wifi...

Idiot

So we moved into Philadelphia one year ago today.  After closing on our new house, we took a getting to know you trip around the city.  Well the...

The Flower Show

Philadelphia is home to the oldest and finest flower show in the US of A, so I'm going with some friends this Saturday.  I've never been to a flower show so I'm not sure what to expect.  Like is it a real show?  Are these multi-talented flowers?  Singing?  Dancing?  A...

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The Blabbermouth

blabbermouth / noun blab·​ber·​mouth ˈbla-bər-ˌmau̇th  a person who talks too much especially:  TATTLETALE Everyone knows one.  There's the one that occupies conversation at the dinner table to the point that no one can hear you ask for the salt.  There's the one that...

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You Throw the Best Parties

I get this a lot so I'm sharing my secrets to being the host everyone wants an invitation from. First off, it's costly.  I get my residence professionally cleaned because I know how nosey I am in someone's bathroom and feel the need to operate on the defensive.  I...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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