I don't really care about the one thing associated with aging that most obsess about; their appearance.  It doesn't bother me.  I never see what I look like except when maybe brushing my teeth.  My driver's license has the same picture it had in 1995, so I look damn...

I learned a lot from Allen and Janet (parents) but probably the most important thing was how to entertain and throw a good party.  Now they had mucho practice time to hone their skills, practically every weekend.  It was a combination of life in a boring suburban town...

Oh they do.  Thanks to a combination of my dog pulling me like a Juneau Sled Dog and a three inch raise in the sidewalk, I tripped and slid a few feet until I let go of her leash.  The end result was/still is horrific.  I've been hibernating out of shame since Sunday....