Jeff Namian

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So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Medi-cares

Do they?  They're mostly pests that feed on older people's vulnerability. Their flash cards include words like copay, tier one or two drugs,...

Pontius Pilate

Who the hell is he?  His name only comes up around this time of year. Every Spring somebody ascends and sitteth next to Pontius Pilate.   And why is...

Patience

The older I get the less I have of it and the tiniest things rev my engine.  Like just this morning.  I was hungry and weighed all the morning...

A Delicate Balance

Penned by Edward Albee circa 1965.   Premiered in 1966.   Won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1967.   The first of three Pulitzer Prizes for Edward...

Elevator Etiquette

The elevator opens on the seventeenth floor and somebody enters.  First I calculate the amount of time it'll take to hit the lobby level.  Do I...

Wire Management

I'm sure everyone struggles with organizing all the cables and wires it takes to navigate this modern world.  There's the cable box wire, the wifi...

Idiot

So we moved into Philadelphia one year ago today.  After closing on our new house, we took a getting to know you trip around the city.  Well the...

Rolland Garros

The three summer Grand Slams (French Open/Wimbledon/US Open) get me through the season.  And this year we've got the Olympics too.  This is how I survive the summer, the season most others pray for.  A season of heat, outdoor chores, sweating, extra laundry resulting...

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Half-Assed

I don't know where or how or under what circumstances this phrase came to be, but my mother used to throw it around left and right / or maybe that should be left OR right since it's just half.   Jeffrey, go pick up the apples, and don't do your usual half-assed job....

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Suspending Belief

The year was 1965.  I was six years old and my family took our annual Christmas trip into Manhattan.  Thinking back, it's no wonder my father was always a little grouchy.  It must have cost him a ton of money.  We stayed at the Hilton, skated at the Rockefeller Center...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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