Heat = Hate as in I hate the heat.  I used to think that since the average body temperature is somewhere between 95 and 97 that one wouldn't be too uncomfortable provided the temperature outside didn't go much higher than that.  Well yup, that assumption was clearly...

What's worse? A person who talks too much with no chance of reciprocation, or the most boring person on the planet that doesn't realize he is and yaps all day and night about everything and anything that rates lower than irrelevant and eventually does include you but...

I don't know how to swim.  I had several chances to take lessons in grade school, but I hated having to wear the navy blue speedo they issued before heading to the pool.  So on swimming day, I usually came down with some nebulous condition to get me out of it.  I...