Caligula is a 1979 erotic historical film about the rise and fall of controversial Roman emperor Caligula.  The film stars Malcolm McDowell in the title role, Teresa Ann Savoy, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, John Steiner, and John Gielgud.  Some heavy hitters.  It's...

There once was a gymnast named Walter Twuz perfect and hated to falter  He fell off the bar cuz he missed it by far And now he's a specialist vaulter Artur Davtyan performs a vault and wins the silver. HE'S ARMENIAN!  GO MY TORTURED PEOPLE!  

For those of us without the tools to mold our own future, maybe someone could provide us with a glimpse of what it might look like, just as motivation for all the crap a typical life contains.  And this ain’t some woe is me rant.  It’s just getting harder with age and...