Oh my god who the hell came up with that croc of sh*t?  There ain't nutt'n golden about this time of life whatsoever.  Well except a filling that's actually gold and a conversation piece at the dentist's office.  A normal cleaning can turn into a "hey staff, gather...

I've found a special diet that is guaranteed to take your waistline down one and perhaps two inches in just one week. How can this be, you ask? Well I'll spill it for you, but the truth is the medical industry and the FDA are in cahoots so this technique never avails...

I hardly ever go into the city, but I did Saturday night to see a play which was extraordinary. After the play, we met friends for dinner and cocktails.  Now I'm not the kind of asshole that makes a scene of bad service, but I wanted a glass of wine so badly and the...