There's something so cool about New Jersey, aside from the food and the accents.  You don't have to pump your own gas.  Like it's a rule.  They'll yell at you if you even try to.  You stay in your car, roll down the window and say "filler up regular" and you can do...

Once you hit Medicare, they want a lot of blood outta you.  Blood for this.  Blood for that.  Then they send the results with everything inside a range that means nothing to me.  I had bloodwork done Wednesday.  Just before I left the house, I crammed about six...

Over the years I've received several questionable ones.  Like a towel.  Not a set of towels, just a towel. Underpants from my mother.  I was in my twenties and they were boxers.  Just plain awkward. Never wore them.  Great dusting rags though.   A canvas boat bag from...