Jeff Namian

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Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

The Diet

I've found a special diet that is guaranteed to take your waistline down one and perhaps two inches in just one week. How can this be, you ask? Well I'll spill it for you, but the truth is the medical industry and the FDA are in cahoots so this technique never avails...

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The Demise of the City

I hardly ever go into the city, but I did Saturday night to see a play which was extraordinary. After the play, we met friends for dinner and cocktails.  Now I'm not the kind of asshole that makes a scene of bad service, but I wanted a glass of wine so badly and the...

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Curtain Up

I find it sad that I'm already showered, shaved and dressed to go to the theater when the play doesn't start until 7:00.  It's currently 11:30.   But we are (me and the other half) going to see a new play called The Roommate with Mia Farrow and Patti Lupone.  You...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

(917) 696-9255

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