I hardly ever go into the city, but I did Saturday night to see a play which was extraordinary. After the play, we met friends for dinner and cocktails.  Now I'm not the kind of asshole that makes a scene of bad service, but I wanted a glass of wine so badly and the...

I find it sad that I'm already showered, shaved and dressed to go to the theater when the play doesn't start until 7:00.  It's currently 11:30.   But we are (me and the other half) going to see a new play called The Roommate with Mia Farrow and Patti Lupone.  You...

My Grandma Namian.  Let's just say she had a lot on her plate.  With Grandpa being an old school Armenian, he viewed Ethel as more of a servant than a wife.  He called her DAT DAMN ETTLE.  Never deviated.  Probably tortured her in the delivery room for taking so long....