Jeff Namian

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Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Heroin Helen

Not her real name but certainly a woman who deserved a clever calling card.  I met her when we bought a co-op far uptown on the West Side of Manhattan.  It was an area the realtors were calling Hudson Heights, but it was really just Washington Heights.  Regardless of...

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Ebony and Ivory

I'm a firm believer that it pays to acknowledge your weaknesses and remain humble and self deprecating.  What I actually think of myself you'll never know.  You'll find no evidence.  But as a kid growing up in the burbs (and not just any old burb, Fairfield County,...

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Where you at Osama?

Renovations.  We've lived through thousands of them.  In fact, it's boring when our apartment or house isn't being invaded by electricians or plumbers or (my favorite) skim coaters.  What's a skim coater you ask?  Well they take uneven or cracked walls or ceilings and...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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