Jeff Namian

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Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Muscle Relaxers

Now back in the day on the Wisteria Lane of the 60s and 70s, the desperate housewives of Fairfield County, Connecticut were hooped up on all kinds of meds.  I'm not sure the FDA even knew half of them existed.  Uppers, downers, stabilizers, sleeping pills,...

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Memorial Day

What does it mean to you?  The unofficial start of Summer?  No real sign of that in 2025.  It's barely broken 60 degrees on the East Coast.  Remembering our veterans and our current military.  Yes.  Always.  My Uncle Hap is 106 years old and fought in the Battle of...

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Stella’s #1

Stella is my dog.  #1 is commonly known as the term for urinating.   Stella is quite gifted.  Urinating on a city sidewalk is disgusting.   Now that the tone's been set, let's dig into the nitty gritty, which is probably the best way to describe how female dogs...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

(917) 696-9255

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