How many statements have you wanted to retract in a lifetime?  For me, I've got about five to seven zingers.  None of them were intended to be hurtful.  My parents (while able to balance most things) stopped at mean talking, though now that I think of it there were...

Strange descriptive, eh?   Have you ever been asked:  where's the toilet paper? Only to be answered:  neither nor there. Well it has to be somewhere, right?  It's definitely not "here" as you wouldn't be asking where it was if it was.  Yet how do know that it's not...

Well that's my news.  I got it.  Having avoided this (to the best of my knowledge) for five years, I have no idea how I contracted this pain in the butt condition.  I've been so isolated for months now.  I am hardly ever engaged in conversation, especially with a...