by Jeff Namian | Jun 22, 2024 | Uncategorized
How do their doors remain open? I went to one in Short Hills and I swear 90% of the people where there for the air conditioning. No hard core looking spenders to be seen. Hey mall salespeople, they just go to see you and feel whatever they’re gonna by...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 21, 2024 | Uncategorized
Not just any hose. This thing will make you want to water your horticulture 24/7. I had to force myself to quit today. So what’s all the ruckus about? It’s about this sassy baby. It doesn’t tangle. You hook it up and the flow of the water fills...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 18, 2024 | Uncategorized
Heat = Hate as in I hate the heat. I used to think that since the average body temperature is somewhere between 95 and 97 that one wouldn’t be too uncomfortable provided the temperature outside didn’t go much higher than that. Well yup, that assumption...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 17, 2024 | Uncategorized
What’s worse? A person who talks too much with no chance of reciprocation, or the most boring person on the planet that doesn’t realize he is and yaps all day and night about everything and anything that rates lower than irrelevant and eventually does...
by Jeff Namian | Jun 13, 2024 | Uncategorized
I don’t know how to swim. I had several chances to take lessons in grade school, but I hated having to wear the navy blue speedo they issued before heading to the pool. So on swimming day, I usually came down with some nebulous condition to get me out of it....
