by Jeff Namian | Oct 15, 2024 | Uncategorized
I’ve found a special diet that is guaranteed to take your waistline down one and perhaps two inches in just one week. How can this be, you ask? Well I’ll spill it for you, but the truth is the medical industry and the FDA are in cahoots so this technique...
by Jeff Namian | Oct 14, 2024 | Uncategorized
I hardly ever go into the city, but I did Saturday night to see a play which was extraordinary. After the play, we met friends for dinner and cocktails. Now I’m not the kind of asshole that makes a scene of bad service, but I wanted a glass of wine so badly and...
by Jeff Namian | Oct 12, 2024 | Uncategorized
I find it sad that I’m already showered, shaved and dressed to go to the theater when the play doesn’t start until 7:00. It’s currently 11:30. But we are (me and the other half) going to see a new play called The Roommate with Mia Farrow and Patti...
by Jeff Namian | Oct 12, 2024 | Uncategorized
My Grandma Namian. Let’s just say she had a lot on her plate. With Grandpa being an old school Armenian, he viewed Ethel as more of a servant than a wife. He called her DAT DAMN ETTLE. Never deviated. Probably tortured her in the delivery room for taking so...
by Jeff Namian | Oct 9, 2024 | Uncategorized
I think most of their locations are fix’n to post my picture like they do in the post office: LUNATIC ALERT There’s nothing I love more than throwing stuff...
