What a discovery. What a find. The motherload for women and men over sixty. It’s called the mock turtle neck tee shirt. And because I love sharing new discoveries, I’m telling you that this is the apparel item you’ve been waiting for. No more sweating with this pseudo cotton turtleneck underneath that stylish autumnal sweater. You’ll subtract years of heinously embarrassing turkey neck slack at the same time.
It’s a classic Form follows Function grand slam of an idea. Gone are the days of enduring hot flashes whilst attempting to don a stunning fall ensemble. I initially ordered just two, in a neutral beige tone and one in a classic navy blue. Well they were in and out of the laundry so frequently I had to have more. I’m currently up to eight. Now a button down collar shirt under a cardigan is always a classic yet it doesn’t go the extra mile in shielding that turkey neck saggery from the public’s view.
So yes you can have it all. Vanity greets body temperature – seeing as once you hit sixty you’re sweating excessively even when fresh out of the shower let alone under wool.
Now I’m not saying these turtle neck tee shirts will solve your relationship issues or financial woes, but why expose your dirty laundry if not necessary to do so. We do face lifts, botox injections but not much has been discovered to work that sagging turkey neck. Gobble Gobble. So since I like keeping my people in the loop, order one and try it out. I suggest the ribbed style acuz it also shapes your hour glass figure a bit too. Not that anyone will see it underneath that oversized ski lodge sweater you’ll be donning, but why not treat yourself during those scheduled long looks in the mirror?
The short sleeved mock turtleneck teeshirt, a miracle of an idea whose time has come. To coin a phrase I used to overuse when working as a copywriter …
the benefits will come through loud and clear!
Stay tuned for my war against age spots.