Man they just don’t make ’em like they used to.  The blizzard of 2026 was a farce.  Now I did experience it from a Texan’s perspective as I was/am in Houston.  One night of rain and thunder and done.  What happens in other parts I have no idea.  But I’m tired of storms being hyped up and then fizzling out.  When it comes to this latest one, I think it was an act of intentional Chicken Little.  The sky is falling … literally.

So what exactly was behind this fake weather forecast?  Well I blame Trump as I blame most everything on him.  I think it was his attempt to boost the economy and increase spending at the grocery stores and Home Depot.  That’s right.  Now he’s controlling the weather.  Furthermore, he used the “blizzard” to dispel global warming, like how is it possible when we’re experiencing arctic conditions?  Or was it his way of hyping the whole Greenland deal?  (If they see how pretty snow is, they’ll get behind my latest acquisition.)  Or was it some devious way of promoting the ICE efforts … hmmm.

All I can say is the grocery shelves are empty, people are getting a day off from work and kids are getting at least a day off from school so everyone’s kinda down with the fake forecast.  What will deter this man’s thirst for high polling numbers?  

But enough about him.  How many times can the forecast be wrong, then when a real disaster strikes it’s seemingly outta nowhere.  What the hell are these analysts doing to us?  I think they’re on a little power trip of their own … this’ll make ’em respect us.  

Well listen up meteorologists.  We’re going back to predicting weather the old fashioned way.  With a thermometer and barometer in every kitchen window. Then ya look out that window and follow your gut.  If that’s means somebody ends up wearing a string bikini in a snowstorm, so be it.  Our trust factor is broken.  We don’t believe you.  In fact we don’t believe anyone anymore.  

Do what you want.  Buy what you wish.  Ten loaves of bread or a continent.  

No difference.  The jig is up.