We’ve been living on a little piece of land located in Hell as of late. Selling our house that we don’t want to leave and seeing townhouses in Philadelphia we will purchase.
To get out of the house due to fifteen private showings yesterday, we had to take a room in a pet friendly hotel in Manhattan for the day.
So any, there’s been plenty of traffic through the house, but while doing a spot check for today’s big open house I found something quite disturbing.
SOMEBODY TOOK A SHIT IN MY BASEMENT TOILET!
I don’t mean to shout but who does that? I should nanny cam every room. So there’s already been about twenty private showings and many offers so this is heading toward what’s called a bidding war which is a good thing. We listed the house low to encourage that to happen. The housing market has really low inventory right now. Speaking of our house that is killing. me to leave, take at look at the old gal. Built in 1912 so she’s an old gal but she’s aged well:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/85-Evergreen-Ave-Bloomfield-NJ-07003/69526548_zpid/
Anyway, I haven’t posted anything in over a month because some deal (acquisition is in the works) and I was instructed to direct traffic straight to my website. But this shit-show (quite literally) just screamed POST. But that’s not all. Either the craps dealer or someone else washed their hands and dried them on my “show towel” that I bought at Versailles. Umm that’s a look don’t touch towel people. Ya ain’t Marie Antoinette. Or maybe you are. Who knows who has travelled through this house lately.
If it’s Marie I know she’ll start the bidding high.