I check three things every morning after I pee.
Never during. You can’t multitask that in your 60s.
These three tasks require my undivided attention.
1. Check my checking, savings and credit card accounts
2. Check my pension to see how much longer I can live
3. Delete a thousand emails
Cleaning out the junk box doesn’t even warrant a glance. That’s a select all and delete hole in one. Then I warm up my index finger to work through the remainder of stuff that somehow made it past junk all the way to the in box.
But this morning for kicks or likely cuz my life is mundane at best, I looked at a few of the junk ones before deleting them. So one was addressed to Jennifer Domain. Who the hell’s Jennifer Domain? Now most of the junk e-mails are crap to trap you into something. But my god scammers, dig a little deeper to make your schtick look legit.
Jennifer Domain > Jeffrey Namian
I kinda get the similarity but really now. If you’re intending to sell me a fake life insurance policy, focus on the details. While it’s true I pee sitting down, I’m no Jennifer Domain. So I plunged even further into this email.
It’s promoting a feminine hygiene product from a company called Love Wellness for Skincare for Down There. Now I’m all in for cleanliness but you’re targeting the wrong plumbing.
Try jdomain@gmail.com. and give your scam a chance.