Fundraiser

Let bygones be bygones and come together as loyal citizens of the greatest country in the world (for now) and raise the half a billion dollars our former president needs to pay his escalating legal fees.

It’s the least we can do considering all the entertainment he’s provided us with this past decade. Face it, he’s like the Taylor Swift of politics and needs to be treated equally.  He doesn’t really have a talent, or appeal or even a cohesive thought but that’s not the point.  We must stop persecuting our fallen heroes and turn the other orange cheek, so he can slap and bruise the crap outta it yet again.  So please, go to www.dollarsfordonald and give whatever you can.  

Every thousand dollars counts!  

And for a donation of ten thousand dollars or more, he’ll throw in an unguided trip around  Mara Largo provided you pay the airfare, hotel and bring your own box lunch.  In the spirit of Easter, there will be a Classified Documents Hunt.  Find a carefully hidden document and you not only get to keep it but put your plan into action as well.  (Hint:  Bathrooms are loaded with ’em.)

So don’t delay, book that trip today and you could end up holding the coveted code to a nuclear war we know is inevitable.  Be a part of the splashy ending of this compelling show.

Paid for by the narcissistic founders of Do It For Donald.  Your donation is NOT tax deductible.  Hell, ya can’t have it all.