One of my favorite things to do is asking people in a service industry what their most bizarre experience was.  Today's special guest was replacing a part on my dishwasher and seemed very personable and up for the interrogation.  So I asked him.  He hesitated a moment...

The Land of No doesn't have a specific location, no boundaries, no tariffs.  It's located in a state of mind whose gear is stuck in reverse.  So what does that mean? Think back to the character on SNL named Debbie Downer.  She saw the "no" in everything.  Offer her a...

... and other useless things I learned from almost ten years of piano lessons.  Like how to shape your hands and how that'll come in handy someday when those same hands become arthritic. You'll know exactly just how much shaping is cool before it approaches uncool...