Jeff Namian

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It's not the part where I have to dress myself, fly downstairs, hook her up, get the key and race her to the elevator so she can't position herself...

Threading a Needle

Anyone over sixty try to do this lately?  Mother of God it's impossible.  That Betsy Ross musta devoured a ton of carrots for lunch.  Interesting...

Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Lunch Lady: Part One

I'm trying to find a little part-time job to fill a little of the lot of idol time I have.  It's a lot yet I love being retired as it represents forty years of working like a dog to enjoy life before I croak.   My first part-time job in retirement was substitute...

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Flower Show: The Sequel

Gosh where to start.  People fly in from all over the world.  Exorbitant ticket prices.  Every hotel booked.  This is serious sh*t.   Garden geeks galore, and these flower enthusiasts are a cult packed with a cast of characters.  The escalator ascending to the...

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Sitting Is The New Smoking

That's right.  Sitting 75% of your life is far more damaging than smoking.  Don't ask where the stats come from.  Maybe they're accurate.  Maybe they're embellished for the sake of a more interesting story.  Sitting behind a desk staring motionlessly at a computer for...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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