Jeff Namian

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I Need Help

I'm becoming a serial on-line shopper.  To set this up correctly I must express my disdain for shopping the usual way.  Like stick me in a mall and...

The Fallacy of Being Nice

Nice people are like artificial sweetener. It’s sweet, but it has a weird aftertaste and we will always prefer the real thing. That's someone else's...

Party Affiliation ≠ Social Issues

It doesn't.  Well at least it shouldn't.  Most people incorrectly align party affiliation with their stance on social issues.  You approve of gay...

to the man who talks incessantly to the doormen about the philadelphia eagles

Oh you know who you are.  You have two dogs, both midget-like.  You have one on a leash and have been cradling the other one like a puppy for almost...

this state of independence shall be

A downside of having unconventional parents was their willingness to say "go ahead, leave." And I would but I didn't have anywhere to go.  I didn't...

The Reunion

I have to go to one in a couple of weeks where I'll see hundreds of people I haven't seen as far back as forty years ago.  It's exciting but...

Hygiene Lessons

... as learned from my father at a way too early age. I knew how to shave my face, armpits and chest by the age of nine.  Not that there was any...

You’re not as interesting as you think you are.

I found myself saying that to a complete stranger the other night.  What prompted it?  A man with a piercing and enunciated vocabulary drowning out...

AM

It's not the part where I have to dress myself, fly downstairs, hook her up, get the key and race her to the elevator so she can't position herself...

Threading a Needle

Anyone over sixty try to do this lately?  Mother of God it's impossible.  That Betsy Ross musta devoured a ton of carrots for lunch.  Interesting...

Pontius Pilate

Who the hell is he?  His name only comes up around this time of year. Every Spring somebody ascends and sitteth next to Pontius Pilate.   And why is he a Pilate and not just a Pilot?   Is Jesus sitting on a Pilates ball? Pontius does have a decent sense of fashion....

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Patience

The older I get the less I have of it and the tiniest things rev my engine.  Like just this morning.  I was hungry and weighed all the morning eating options that don't have sugar in them.   A) Good luck and B) Thanks to my faltering eye sight, I can't even read the...

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A Delicate Balance

Penned by Edward Albee circa 1965.   Premiered in 1966.   Won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1967.   The first of three Pulitzer Prizes for Edward Albee.  So today I went to a matinee performance of A Delicate Balance. I saw it a thousand years ago with Lauren Bacall...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

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