Just say NO to Petco.  After the incident I just endured, they've lost my business for good. If you go there, you might reconsider after reading this little gem.  So Thanksgiving is tomorrow and one of our dogs (Zoey) needs a trim and wash 'n dry.  I booked a slot for...

Every time a conversation turns to talking about the weather, it's a sure-fire sign that the two conversationalists have nothing in common.  I don't know where I heard that one but it's true. Conversations that start with how's the family and then spiral into the...

Stewardess ... oh excuse me ... flight attendant.  I’m about to miss my connection. I’m clearly in a froth of frenzy. Sir, we’re on an active runway.  Sit down.   She didn’t say please sit down and I was flying the friendly skies of United.   But I have to at least be...