Every time a conversation turns to talking about the weather, it's a sure-fire sign that the two conversationalists have nothing in common.  I don't know where I heard that one but it's true. Conversations that start with how's the family and then spiral into the...

Stewardess ... oh excuse me ... flight attendant.  I’m about to miss my connection. I’m clearly in a froth of frenzy. Sir, we’re on an active runway.  Sit down.   She didn’t say please sit down and I was flying the friendly skies of United.   But I have to at least be...

I think it is the most misunderstood appliance in the home.  Sure it washes dishes and all, but its primary purpose is to store dirty dishes and keep them out of site.  That's why it's there.  We have hundreds of visitors, drop-overs and neighbors in and out of our...