Jeff Namian

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Couldn’t Wait for Summer

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for?...

When Will it End?

If this photo excites you, it's best you don't read on.   If you're appalled, let's get down to business.   I am an American and I love my country...

Little Boy Lost

It's rare that I stop and analyze the lyrics of a song.  Usually it's a matter of latching onto a few hummable measures and repeating it inside my...

Fluffy Pillows

One of the more bizarre jobs I ever had was writing copy for thirty second radio ads.  I was living in South Florida for a couple of years,...

Shopping Is Not A Hobby

When I grocery shop I make a list and stick to it.  There's nothing to ponder regarding pork chops is there?  I occasionally check the sugar content...

The Knicks

In case you haven't heard, they're on fire. Haven't lost a game since April 23.  Haven't lost in the post-season.  Haven't gotten a ring in fifty...

Some Enchanted Evening

As the song goes, boy did I meet a stranger from across a crowded room.  The room was the lobby bar of the W Hotel.  The stranger was a middle aged...

So You Think You Can Teach

I signed up with an agency a few years ago to be a substitute teacher. It’s pretty easy to manage. You go online the night before and see who’s out...

Political Profiling

I'm visiting my better half in Houston for a few weeks.  I don't hate it, it being Texas.  But I can't stop staring at people to weigh who they...

Me, Myself and I

Me:  Table for one, please. Them:  Would you like the counter instead? Me:  No I'd like a table for one. Them:  No waiting for the counter.  Twenty...

Get a Skill

There's an unspoken rule that says after high school move onto college.  I followed the rule. Lately that rule seems dated and unrealistic in today's work environment. “Do you really need to go to college? There's a huge student loan debt problem in this country. I...

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Waiting For The Plumber

to arrive and unclog the drain in my shower.  It couldn't be clogged with hair as I don't have any. The problem was fixed in about fifteen minutes.  Soap scum.   Mm hmm. Plus something about the drainage pipe not having enough girth.   I tried Liquid Plumber a few...

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The Blizzard of ’26

Man they just don't make 'em like they used to.  The blizzard of 2026 was a farce.  Now I did experience it from a Texan's perspective as I was/am in Houston.  One night of rain and thunder and done.  What happens in other parts I have no idea.  But I'm tired of...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

(917) 696-9255

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