by Jeff Namian | Oct 10, 2025 | Uncategorized
I once worked at a conservatory in Manhattan, one which had quite an impressive reputation. Based on what … well let’s just say I’m not an expert when it comes to music. I don’t have a great ear for it nor can I at all produce a sound that...
by Jeff Namian | Oct 7, 2025 | Uncategorized
This’ll be brief. Attorney General Bondi is about to get grilled like a hamburger before a senate judicial committee. I want a slice of cheese on my burger, please. Expect great political theater. Grab your playbill. Find your way to your seat. Turn off all...
by Jeff Namian | Oct 5, 2025 | Uncategorized
I am in the most annoying one of my lifetime. Around nine o’clock, I take to the couch with full intention of watching a movie, sometimes new and sometimes old. (I rewatched Fargo a few nights ago and its staying power is intact. Thanks Marge Gunderson.) But...
by Jeff Namian | Oct 3, 2025 | Uncategorized
Lately, I’m losing it over laundry. It’s like the mail; it never stops. It just keeps piling up and up and I avoid and avoid until I get down to the bottom of the barrel. Like underpants with zero elasticity. Towels that accidentally got bleached....
by Jeff Namian | Oct 2, 2025 | Uncategorized
I still have my father’s and mother’s ashes in their original delivery boxes stashed in the back of my bedroom closet. They’re really no trouble at all. Well they could chip in toward the mortgage and cover their fair share but other than that,...