Flower Show: The Sequel

Gosh where to start.  People fly in from all over the world.  Exorbitant ticket prices.  Every hotel booked.  This is serious sh*t.   Garden geeks galore, and these flower enthusiasts are a cult packed with a cast of characters.  The escalator ascending to the...

Sitting Is The New Smoking

That’s right.  Sitting 75% of your life is far more damaging than smoking.  Don’t ask where the stats come from.  Maybe they’re accurate.  Maybe they’re embellished for the sake of a more interesting story.  Sitting behind a desk staring...

The Flower Show

Philadelphia is home to the oldest and finest flower show in the US of A, so I’m going with some friends this Saturday.  I’ve never been to a flower show so I’m not sure what to expect.  Like is it a real show?  Are these multi-talented flowers?...

The Blabbermouth

blabbermouth / noun blab·​ber·​mouth ˈbla-bər-ˌmau̇th  a person who talks too much especially:  TATTLETALE Everyone knows one.  There’s the one that occupies conversation at the dinner table to the point that no one can hear you ask for the salt.  There’s...

You Throw the Best Parties

I get this a lot so I’m sharing my secrets to being the host everyone wants an invitation from. First off, it’s costly.  I get my residence professionally cleaned because I know how nosey I am in someone’s bathroom and feel the need to operate on the...