I Was Born This Way

I’m sitting on a bench (Rittenhouse Square) when a good looking and nicely built man passes by.  Without even thinking (a mode of communication I consistently employ) I ask:   Excuse me but are you a porn star? He stops and I get nervous.  What have I done?  If he...

The Night the Butts Stubbed out in NYC

There’s a whole bunch of useless legislation going on in the world recently.  It’s getting more and more irrelevant as I have no control over it yet most of it impacts me.  They say voting regularly is your voice.  All voting regularly (primaries too) has...

Muscle Relaxers

Now back in the day on the Wisteria Lane of the 60s and 70s, the desperate housewives of Fairfield County, Connecticut were hooped up on all kinds of meds.  I’m not sure the FDA even knew half of them existed.  Uppers, downers, stabilizers, sleeping pills,...

Memorial Day

What does it mean to you?  The unofficial start of Summer?  No real sign of that in 2025.  It’s barely broken 60 degrees on the East Coast.  Remembering our veterans and our current military.  Yes.  Always.  My Uncle Hap is 106 years old and fought in the Battle...

Stella’s #1

Stella is my dog.  #1 is commonly known as the term for urinating.   Stella is quite gifted.  Urinating on a city sidewalk is disgusting.   Now that the tone’s been set, let’s dig into the nitty gritty, which is probably the best way to describe how female...