It's not the part where I have to dress myself, fly downstairs, hook her up, get the key and race her to the elevator so she can't position herself to bang out a revenge pile.  This is my dog I'm talking about.  No that's not the hard part.  The hard part is holding...

Anyone over sixty try to do this lately?  Mother of God it's impossible.  That Betsy Ross musta devoured a ton of carrots for lunch.  Interesting fact; carrots are a great source of beta-carotene which is good for eyesight.  But back to that Betsy, she was sewing...

I can't wait for Summer. I can't wait for Summer. Well it's here alright and I gotta ask you summer enthusiasts exactly what you were waiting for? The part where you get to walk the streets 90% naked? The part when you sweat so badly you stick to everything?  Pulling...