Oh you know who you are.  You have two dogs, both midget-like.  You have one on a leash and have been cradling the other one like a puppy for almost two years.  Time to take that one off the nipple sir.  Dairy's closed. You have another annoying habit.  Whether rain,...

A downside of having unconventional parents was their willingness to say "go ahead, leave." And I would but I didn't have anywhere to go.  I didn't have any friends.  There was no mall or hangout.  So I'd hide behind an apple tree in the backyard until it got dark or...

I have to go to one in a couple of weeks where I'll see hundreds of people I haven't seen as far back as forty years ago.  It's exciting but requires planning ahead, especially since most people's opening line after not seeing someone is either so what have you been...